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Proof that Stef can skateboard

Mekon spotted. Did anyone call Dan Dare?

Stef locked in a Convent prison in Tallinn

Which one is Stef?

Why the long face

Stef; desperate to escape the glass

Stef wears devil horns. Wrongly

Paninaro, oh eh oh

Stef or Alvin?

Excess baggage, sir?

Stef's altitude sickness

Beastie Boy Stef

Give wine to Stef and...

The Jekyll/Hyde experiment goes sideways for Stef

Allotment vs Stef

Stef is not normal

Beers of Europe #1: Jupiler the brave

Pointy nose Stef

Stef wields a guitar with no intent

Stef attacked by the giant Danish pastry in Paris

Stef wonders if David Bellamy has a space for him in his nature programme

Stef sweet tongue

Mirror Stef

Proof that Stef is all about the ears

Stef demonstrating his culinary prowess

Stef bares teeth

Stef, ze German Scientist, knows all your nuclear secrets

Stef wonders if he'll fit in these trousers

If Stef had a cycloptic vagina for a face...

Attack of the giant weed

Yoghurt pot card on Stef

Kohl rabi head

Stef wearing Christmas tree

Stef gets a glimpse of his future fishing-loving self

Stef is delighted to share his name with an item of cheap Ikea furniture

Stef: overwhelmed

Stef taking Stef in the mirror

Stef wants your, umm, whatever you have in your hand now

Lippy Stef

A maniacal grin from the Stef

Botany is Stef's strong point at the Eden Project

Mavis Beacon to the rescue

The valentines gingerbread man met a face worse than death

Stef / beaver

Stef says I'll huff and I'll puff...

Stef appeals to the German market with a Hasselhoff ROCK moment

Stef tries his hand at being an extra from I Know What You Did Last Thursday

Whack-a-Stef

An incredulous look from Stef

Stef shows a little tongue

McDonalds Chicken Little glasses don't suit Stef

Stef at one with Belgian culture

Stef's insanity

Stef and custard slice

Stef taken by surprise

Stef interacts with his Italian T and A calendar

Stef trying his hand at becoming Maori

Stef tries appealing to extra-terrestrials

Stef and hose

Stef is quite disgusted by his own tongue

Stef in a Lotus

Myearrrgh

Stef spies something over there

The lips, Stef. Just the lips

Stef pretending to be a bald eagle maybe?

Stef unwittingly builds the first Duplo Anal Intruder

Stef the poser

Stef models corner shop flapjack on Snowdon

Balding cat spotted at tourist attraction. Call the RSPCA

Stef models a water feature

Stef behind flowers

Stef's giant sandwich

Beers of Europe #4: Kriek Max Cherry, what the hell?

Stef in shower cap

Sunburned Stef

Stef and the bread basket become one

Two-faced Stef

Stef and his inherent mistrust of curtains

Stef shows off part of his gigantic tongue to woo the ladies

Stef tends to the barbecue like a man

Stef pretending to be in with the youngsters

Stef models the latest in plastic hotel beaker and shower cap attire

Stef impersonates The Invisible Man

A stupid Stef grin

Stef the DIY God. Yes, that's a pencil

Mr Potato head

Beermat mouth

Shifty eyed Stef

Beers of Europe #3: Engulf Hoegaarden before damp patch encroacheth

Stef won't fix your PC

Stef pretends he's from the set of Emmerdale

Stef's breakfast

Stef being a work berk

Stef with Eiffel tower head

Stef contemplates the wonderment of nature

Stef in da studio

Stef titillates fruit

Fake moustache

Stef: licence to hose

The eye of Stef sees all

Stef's claw

Minging chew bar

Stef tries the Hallowe'en hat

Beers of Europe #5: Stef keeps an eye on the Bruges Zot jester

The fish have everything to fear

Beers of Europe #2: Unhand my Leffe

Stef's table tennis eyes

Stef the Tzar

Antelopean Stef

Stef's cold shoulder

Stef impersonates Josh from Casualty

Stef aspires to the giant weed

Giant hooded Stef

Look out, Stef. Bandit at 3 o'clock

Stef as Dr Zoidberg

Stef doesn't trust you

Stef overdoses on icing and marzipan

Pringles Stef

Stef and Jimmy Hill: separated at birth

Stef and his lip

Kenny helps Stef take a break from pretending to DJ

Stef realises he can pretty much get his whole head in his hands

If Stef was a Simpsons character

Stef fancies a swift half

Stef in a tiny coat

Stef often wears the compost bin

Stef's impersonation of a goldfish fails to impress

Stef and Riga man

1-800-MENTAL

Urk

Orange gum shield

Comrade Stef

Scary eyed Stef

Scooby-Doo monster

An artist's impression of Stef

The tourists were enthralled by Stef's life-size art expo

Stef as Phil Collins

Stef in Sabotage video

Don't talk to Stef when he's having a strop

Professor Stef

Riga beer

Stef as a stand-in for Edgar on the set of Men In Black

Stef Toblerone face

Stef proves driving and eating don't mix

Stef with shoes for ears

Stef in party hat and streamers

Stef goes Full Retard

Stef and mash

Beardy holiday Stef

Sleepy Stef is dressed by his Wife in her adorable pink crochet number

Looking up Stef's nose avec grin

Never give Stef the tab off a carton of orange juice, for he will maketh a friend

Stef with a Quick Response code on his forehead

Christmas confuses Stef

Stef larging it in a swimming cap

smart thinking

Stef shows his feline side

Stef on the set of Wayne's World

Stef and a pair of ergonomic 3D glasses

Stef guiding down yoghurt

Mind meld with the Lego dragon

Stef says this is the sound of Altern-8.. tern-8.. n-8.. 8...

Nipply Stef

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