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c: 18 Mar 2009 23:50 | m: 12 Dec 2009 22:53 | f: Humour / Who

A gridface of Stefs for your viewing displeasure (164 and counting).

Stef says this is the sound of Altern-8.. tern-8.. n-8.. 8...

Stef realises he can pretty much get his whole head in his hands

Stef at one with Belgian culture

Stef in a tiny coat

Stef in a Lotus

If Stef had a cycloptic vagina for a face...

Stef proves driving and eating don't mix

Minging chew bar

Stef appeals to the German market with a Hasselhoff ROCK moment

An artist's impression of Stef

Two-faced Stef

Stef / beaver

Kenny helps Stef take a break from pretending to DJ

Stef's cold shoulder

Stef demonstrating his culinary prowess

Mekon spotted. Did anyone call Dan Dare?

Stef is delighted to share his name with an item of cheap Ikea furniture

Stef and a pair of ergonomic 3D glasses

1-800-MENTAL

Stef behind flowers

Look out, Stef. Bandit at 3 o'clock

Stef and his lip

Beers of Europe #4: Kriek Max Cherry, what the hell?

Stef overdoses on icing and marzipan

Myearrrgh

An incredulous look from Stef

Stef locked in a Convent prison in Tallinn

Lippy Stef

Stef and Jimmy Hill: separated at birth

Stef the Tzar

Shifty eyed Stef

Stef shows off part of his gigantic tongue to woo the ladies

Stef taken by surprise

Stef; desperate to escape the glass

Stef as Phil Collins

Giant hooded Stef

Beers of Europe #5: Stef keeps an eye on the Bruges Zot jester

Stef being a work berk

Stef guiding down yoghurt

Stef's claw

Stef on the set of Wayne's World

Which one is Stef?

Fake moustache

Whack-a-Stef

Stef says I'll huff and I'll puff...

Stef wonders if David Bellamy has a space for him in his nature programme

Stef in shower cap

Sleepy Stef is dressed by his Wife in her adorable pink crochet number

Stef contemplates the wonderment of nature

Stef's giant sandwich

Stef attacked by the giant Danish pastry in Paris

Stef and the bread basket become one

Stef tries appealing to extra-terrestrials

Stef in Sabotage video

Stef is quite disgusted by his own tongue

The valentines gingerbread man met a face worse than death

Stef tries the Hallowe'en hat

Stef's table tennis eyes

If Stef was a Simpsons character

Stef's breakfast

The fish have everything to fear

Stef impersonates Josh from Casualty

Stef wears devil horns. Wrongly

Stef aspires to the giant weed

Orange gum shield

McDonalds Chicken Little glasses don't suit Stef

Stef sweet tongue

Mirror Stef

Stef shows his feline side

Mind meld with the Lego dragon

Stef models the latest in plastic hotel beaker and shower cap attire

Beers of Europe #3: Engulf Hoegaarden before damp patch encroacheth

Stef: licence to hose

Stef titillates fruit

Stef the poser

Why the long face

Stef with a Quick Response code on his forehead

Stef pretending to be in with the youngsters

Scooby-Doo monster

Stef goes Full Retard

Stef taking Stef in the mirror

The tourists were enthralled by Stef's life-size art expo

Stef as a stand-in for Edgar on the set of Men In Black

Stef pretends he's from the set of Emmerdale

Comrade Stef

Stef gets a glimpse of his future fishing-loving self

Professor Stef

Looking up Stef's nose avec grin

Stef often wears the compost bin

A maniacal grin from the Stef

Stef models a water feature

Stef tries his hand at being an extra from I Know What You Did Last Thursday

Stef: overwhelmed

Stef spies something over there

Mavis Beacon to the rescue

Beers of Europe #1: Jupiler the brave

Beers of Europe #2: Unhand my Leffe

Stef as Dr Zoidberg

Beastie Boy Stef

Stef and custard slice

Stef tends to the barbecue like a man

smart thinking

Proof that Stef is all about the ears

Stef and his inherent mistrust of curtains

Stef doesn't trust you

Mr Potato head

Stef wonders if he'll fit in these trousers

Beardy holiday Stef

Stef with shoes for ears

Don't talk to Stef when he's having a strop

Stef larging it in a swimming cap

Botany is Stef's strong point at the Eden Project

Stef in da studio

Yoghurt pot card on Stef

Stef with Eiffel tower head

Stef fancies a swift half

Stef models corner shop flapjack on Snowdon

Stef's altitude sickness

Stef wants your, umm, whatever you have in your hand now

Stef impersonates The Invisible Man

Christmas confuses Stef

Stef or Alvin?

Stef and hose

Allotment vs Stef

Antelopean Stef

Give wine to Stef and...

Never give Stef the tab off a carton of orange juice, for he will maketh a friend

Stef and Riga man

Stef is not normal

Balding cat spotted at tourist attraction. Call the RSPCA

Stef in party hat and streamers

Pringles Stef

Paninaro, oh eh oh

Stef unwittingly builds the first Duplo Anal Intruder

Stef and mash

Stef the DIY God. Yes, that's a pencil

Stef's impersonation of a goldfish fails to impress

Stef trying his hand at becoming Maori

Stef bares teeth

Here cakey cakey cakey

Pointy nose Stef

Kohl rabi head

The lips, Stef. Just the lips

The Jekyll/Hyde experiment goes sideways for Stef

Scary eyed Stef

A stupid Stef grin

Stef wields a guitar with no intent

Beermat mouth

Nipply Stef

Urk

Stef Toblerone face

Riga beer

The eye of Stef sees all

Stef pretending to be a bald eagle maybe?

Attack of the giant weed

Stef wearing Christmas tree

Stef won't fix your PC

Proof that Stef can skateboard

Excess baggage, sir?

Stef's insanity

Stef shows a little tongue

Stef, ze German Scientist, knows all your nuclear secrets

Stef interacts with his Italian T and A calendar

Sunburned Stef

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Botany is Stef's strong point at the Eden Project

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