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c: 18 Mar 2009 23:50 | m: 12 Dec 2009 22:53 | f: Humour / Who

A plethora of Stefs for your viewing displeasure (163 and counting).

Stef won't fix your PC

Stef often wears the compost bin

Stef shows his feline side

Stef tends to the barbecue like a man

Stef: licence to hose

Stef proves driving and eating don't mix

Stef's claw

Paninaro, oh eh oh

Stef realises he can pretty much get his whole head in his hands

Stef models the latest in plastic hotel beaker and shower cap attire

Mavis Beacon to the rescue

Stef doesn't trust you

Stef spies something over there

Stef wonders if he'll fit in these trousers

Stef's breakfast

Stef: overwhelmed

Stef appeals to the German market with a Hasselhoff ROCK moment

Stef with a Quick Response code on his forehead

Stef being a work berk

Stef the DIY God. Yes, that's a pencil

Balding cat spotted at tourist attraction. Call the RSPCA

Professor Stef

Riga beer

Whack-a-Stef

The fish have everything to fear

Stef's giant sandwich

The valentines gingerbread man met a face worse than death

Scooby-Doo monster

Stef goes Full Retard

Beers of Europe #5: Stef keeps an eye on the Bruges Zot jester

Mind meld with the Lego dragon

Stef behind flowers

Why the long face

Stef is delighted to share his name with an item of cheap Ikea furniture

Stef the poser

Excess baggage, sir?

The tourists were enthralled by Stef's life-size art expo

Kenny helps Stef take a break from pretending to DJ

Stef wants your, umm, whatever you have in your hand now

Stef as Phil Collins

Beers of Europe #4: Kriek Max Cherry, what the hell?

Stef pretending to be a bald eagle maybe?

Never give Stef the tab off a carton of orange juice, for he will maketh a friend

Stef in Sabotage video

Stef aspires to the giant weed

Stef as Dr Zoidberg

Stef and mash

Stef is not normal

smart thinking

Stef models a water feature

Stef and a pair of ergonomic 3D glasses

Stef in a Lotus

Stef impersonates The Invisible Man

Stef unwittingly builds the first Duplo Anal Intruder

Orange gum shield

Pringles Stef

Stef in a tiny coat

Stef taken by surprise

Christmas confuses Stef

A maniacal grin from the Stef

The Jekyll/Hyde experiment goes sideways for Stef

Stef guiding down yoghurt

Stef impersonates Josh from Casualty

Urk

Botany is Stef's strong point at the Eden Project

Stef pretending to be in with the youngsters

Stef shows off part of his gigantic tongue to woo the ladies

Stef wears devil horns. Wrongly

Stef tries appealing to extra-terrestrials

Stef at one with Belgian culture

Stef wields a guitar with no intent

Mirror Stef

Sleepy Stef is dressed by his Wife in her adorable pink crochet number

Pointy nose Stef

Proof that Stef is all about the ears

Comrade Stef

Beers of Europe #1: Jupiler the brave

Stef titillates fruit

Mekon spotted. Did anyone call Dan Dare?

Myearrrgh

Stef is quite disgusted by his own tongue

Stef bares teeth

An artist's impression of Stef

Stef tries his hand at being an extra from I Know What You Did Last Thursday

Stef the Tzar

If Stef was a Simpsons character

Stef attacked by the giant Danish pastry in Paris

Stef's table tennis eyes

Stef's impersonation of a goldfish fails to impress

Stef overdoses on icing and marzipan

Beardy holiday Stef

Stef taking Stef in the mirror

Stef with shoes for ears

Stef on the set of Wayne's World

An incredulous look from Stef

The eye of Stef sees all

Stef and Riga man

Stef with Eiffel tower head

Stef says this is the sound of Altern-8.. tern-8.. n-8.. 8...

Nipply Stef

Looking up Stef's nose avec grin

Proof that Stef can skateboard

Stef trying his hand at becoming Maori

Beermat mouth

Mr Potato head

Stef and hose

Stef shows a little tongue

Stef and his inherent mistrust of curtains

Stef's cold shoulder

Stef demonstrating his culinary prowess

Stef larging it in a swimming cap

Stef wearing Christmas tree

Stef interacts with his Italian T and A calendar

Stef and the bread basket become one

Stef in shower cap

Antelopean Stef

Giant hooded Stef

Fake moustache

Stef sweet tongue

Stef in party hat and streamers

Scary eyed Stef

Beers of Europe #2: Unhand my Leffe

Stef and his lip

The lips, Stef. Just the lips

Yoghurt pot card on Stef

Stef, ze German Scientist, knows all your nuclear secrets

Stef tries the Hallowe'en hat

Stef pretends he's from the set of Emmerdale

Stef contemplates the wonderment of nature

Beers of Europe #3: Engulf Hoegaarden before damp patch encroacheth

Allotment vs Stef

Stef in da studio

Stef / beaver

Stef or Alvin?

Stef gets a glimpse of his future fishing-loving self

Stef's altitude sickness

Stef Toblerone face

Give wine to Stef and...

Stef and Jimmy Hill: separated at birth

Stef says I'll huff and I'll puff...

Stef fancies a swift half

Stef and custard slice

1-800-MENTAL

Attack of the giant weed

Which one is Stef?

Shifty eyed Stef

Stef locked in a Convent prison in Tallinn

Sunburned Stef

Minging chew bar

Stef wonders if David Bellamy has a space for him in his nature programme

Stef as a stand-in for Edgar on the set of Men In Black

Two-faced Stef

A stupid Stef grin

Look out, Stef. Bandit at 3 o'clock

If Stef had a cycloptic vagina for a face...

Kohl rabi head

Beastie Boy Stef

Stef; desperate to escape the glass

Stef models corner shop flapjack on Snowdon

Lippy Stef

Don't talk to Stef when he's having a strop

Stef's insanity

McDonalds Chicken Little glasses don't suit Stef

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