Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people waste their lives telling each other about their shockingly tedious days has no long-term value — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I'm too good to be tweeting.
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If you’re approached on the street by someone trying to sell you something and you decline, do you expect backchat?
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Le train à quai numero cinq est le Daniel Bedingfield Express.
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When motorways, destinations and probability collide the result is a head-scratcher.
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Never try to be too clever with wording. There are always dimwits like me around.
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Passport up for renewal? Bend over.