Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people waste their lives telling each other about their shockingly tedious days bores me — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I'm too good to be tweeting.
Royal Automobile Cockmunchers
[2 comments] · 103 words (devours less than a minute)If you’re approached on the street by someone trying to sell you something and you decline, do you expect backchat?
I gotta get thru this station
· 135 words (sucks up less than a minute)Le train à quai numero cinq est le Daniel Bedingfield Express.
Statistics drive
· 156 words (devours less than a minute)When motorways, destinations and probability collide the result is a head-scratcher.
An excess of access
· 216 words (kills less than a minute)Never try to be too clever with wording. There are always dimwits like me around.
Priceport
· 223 words (laps up less than a minute)Passport up for renewal? Bend over.
