Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people waste their lives telling each other about their shockingly tedious days erodes my will to live — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I'm too good to be tweeting.
Fashion freakery
· 598 words (vacuums up about 3 mins)To fit in these days, it’s no longer good enough to wear the same clothes as everyone else. You need the same mark.
Dangerous water: call a lawyer
· 471 words (eats up about 3 mins)Who needs common sense when there are so many policies and layers of management that renders it obsolete?
Conversation est morte: vivre la conversation
[1 comment] · 779 words (laps up about 4 mins)The must-have epidemic of pocket technology is having a detrimental effect on the art of face-to-face, even when face-to-face.
Smoky and the binned it
· 181 words (laps up less than a minute)Light. Drag. Chuck: The three-point programme of the smoker when out and about.
Beware the revolution
· 1236 words (eats up about 6 mins)Here’s a riddle: when is a revolution not a revolution? When someone sells it to you.
Media terrorism fun
[2 comments] · 659 words (laps up about 3 mins)When the mainstream media are out to get you, it’s up to the comedians to set us all straight.
To facebook or not to facebook
[1 comment] · 667 words (laps up about 3 mins)The unfortunate rise of the nerb. I heart your mum lol. Facebook me later, blud.
Google+ vs Facebook: take your bets
[2 comments] · 733 words (vacuums up about 4 mins)Google’s latest social networking buzzword is here. Is this divide and conquer or fade and die?
