Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people validate their own self-importance bores me — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I can now omit vowels and apostrophes with impunity.
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Gimme an ‘L’. Gimme a ‘G’. Gimme a ‘B’. Gimme a… ‘T’… ‘I’… ‘A’… WTF? I can’t keep up.
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Lovers of erotic fiction should look the other way unless some serious changes are made to the current leader of the pack.
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Where have all the nymphos gone?
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Media blunder over choir sex claims.
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Help, I’m being sexualised by TV imagery. I’m gonna go and beat someone up now.
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When is a porn flick not a porn flick?
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Valentine’s Day is on a Sunday this year. Carnal or cardinal, that’s the question.
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The monosex dichotomy.