Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people pretending they are the centre of the universe bores me — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Txt spk iz da bom.
The letter of sex
· 1508 words (laps up about 7 mins)Gimme an ‘L’. Gimme a ‘G’. Gimme a ‘B’. Gimme a… ‘T’… ‘I’… ‘A’… WTF? I can’t keep up.
Literwhatica?
· 522 words (munches about 3 mins)Lovers of erotic fiction should look the other way unless some serious changes are made to the current leader of the pack.
The proverbial woman
· 43 words (munches less than a minute)Where have all the nymphos gone?
Feel my rosary
· 58 words (devours less than a minute)Media blunder over choir sex claims.
Parents to be replaced by Gordon Brown
· 185 words (devours less than a minute)Help, I’m being sexualised by TV imagery. I’m gonna go and beat someone up now.
Non-porn porn
· 40 words (munches less than a minute)When is a porn flick not a porn flick?
Lord or loincloth?
· 159 words (laps up less than a minute)Valentine’s Day is on a Sunday this year. Carnal or cardinal, that’s the question.
Lesbians
· 17 words (devours less than a minute)The monosex dichotomy.
