Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people validate their own self-importance erodes my will to live — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I can now omit vowels and apostrophes with impunity.
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One week to go until December’s UK general election. Will anyone we put in office make a difference without being prodded? I’ll give you a clue: the answer rhymes with low ducking pay.
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Gotta love logic statements. They open up all manner of wonderful loopholes which can be exploited.
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What links the weather, hose pipe bans, the stock market, children, and the environment. Why, housing. Probably.
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Light. Drag. Chuck: The three-point programme of the smoker when out and about.
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Councils have a duty to cut land fill waste, right? And to encourage people to do so in their homes, right? Perhaps not…
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Why use one word when two or more identical words will do.
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Cheese goes in. Cheese comes out. Cheese doesn’t fit. Ug?
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What is the point of recycling while greedy corporations run the show?