Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people pretending they are the centre of the universe erodes my will to live — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I can now omit vowels and apostrophes with impunity.
See me after school, boy
[1 comment] · 722 words (munches about 4 mins)“JENKINS! That’s the last time you call me a useless twat in class. Detention for you. How does next Thursday sound? Oh, that’s football night… OK, how about the following Tuesday?”
In the LSD garden
· 364 words (munches about 2 mins)When TV becomes the babysitter, not only do you lose contact with your children and limit their attention span, increasing the likelihood of ADHD, you are encouraging empires like the BBC to continue wasting your money on ill-conceived formats.
Group self learning
· 350 words (sucks up about 2 mins)Having the attitude to learn is more important than 180 billion dollars and some software.
Teach or manage
· 636 words (laps up about 3 mins)The words of The Clash record “Should I stay or should I go” seem a good fit to the teaching profession after just five years’ service.
It's criminal at the top
[2 comments] · 546 words (wastes about 3 mins)When is a paedophile not a paedophile? When The Daily Mail says so.