Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people waste their lives telling each other about their shockingly tedious days erodes my will to live — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Who says I'm late to the social party?
I'm in the wrong business
· 1114 words (laps up about 5 mins)Time for a change of career. Forget making money the old fashioned way doing things I enjoy. I’m going to sell software to schools and governments. They’ll buy anything.
Sorry, Mr. Moss
· 941 words (sucks up about 5 mins)In the interests of clearing my conscience, there’s something I’ve been meaning to say to my old music teacher at school. So in true Simon Mayo confession stylie…
When I grow up, I want to be...
[1 comment] · 587 words (sucks up about 3 mins)… a rock star. A demi-God. A prize-winning sci-fi author. A porn director. Clearly the state had other ideas for broadening my limited aspirations.
Keys to the future
[1 comment] · 359 words (eats up about 2 mins)Exclamation mark: check. Hash: check. Tilde: check. Parentheses: check. Weird upside-down-L thing that has no seeming use: check. Braces: ummm…
Lollipop lite
· 337 words (munches about 2 mins)The Sweet sang about one. They appeared in the Olympic closing ceremony. But what’s so special about wearing a luminous coat and glaring at motorists?
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz humm owww
· 269 words (sucks up about 2 mins)Never underestimate the slapdash nature of DIY electronics repair by someone who is not entirely qualified to carry them out: me.
Calling ark-builders
· 82 words (eats up less than a minute)The animals went in two-by-two hurrah, hurrah.
The animals just won’t make it through hurrah, hurrah.Netunity
· 912 words (vacuums up about 5 mins)When is a community not a community: when it’s a network of people who think they’re a community.
