All-knowing Facebook

I’m not the world’s most avid Facebook user. I find it scary the level of detail people will post about themselves, striving to be the centre of the Look-At-Me universe. And for what; the sake of a few hundred so-called “friends” cooing over their day with false platitudes and wish-I-was-theres.

Anyway, Facebook have taken notice of my comparative social ineptitude and offered a little dig at my expense, as depicted in this screenshot:

Yes indeed, my activity log shows eff all. I feel so under-appreciated.