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Category: Words | c: 25 Feb 2011 02:33 | m: 25 Jan 2012 02:28

There's nothing like programming something to generate randomness. Such a feeling of release, rather like biting off your own leg and laminating it.

Random school report generator
25 February 2011 · 3450 words (munches about 16 mins)

Coming up with reports for a bunch of students is high on teachers’ least favourite list. This handy report generator might be just the ticket.

Random Harry Potter
08 April 2009 · 513 words (munches about 3 mins)
The generator that started it all. J.K. Rowling wouldn’t approve.
Random Restaurant Menu Dish Generator
31 March 2009 · 365 words (laps up about 2 mins)
Stuck for what to eat when you go to a posh restaurant? Or do you own such an establishment and wish to attract a higher class of clientele by enticing them with a fresh and appealing menu? You’ve found the right place for ideas. Oh yes.
Play on words
20 March 2009 · 118 words (wastes less than a minute)
Playing with the English language; rake through a collection of pictures that have either been taken by me or stolen and subtly doctored for no apparent reason.
Glossary
16 March 2009 · 2367 words (vacuums up about 11 mins)
The Interweb is full of acronyms, techno-babble and geekery. Let me unfold this towel of mystery and show you its damp contents.
Professor Stef

Stef as a mad-professor-slash-porn-star