Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people retweeting the decades old picture of that cat with the lime on its head using bit.ly links makes me long for a 'Shut up' button — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Txt spk iz da bom.
The proverbial woman
· 43 words (kills less than a minute)Where have all the nymphos gone?
Naming bad fashion
· 51 words (sucks up less than a minute)Got a garish cardy for Christmas that isn’t to your tastes? Now you have a name for it.
Where there's smoke there's BBQ
· 143 words (wastes less than a minute)With summer comes poor spelling. Time to put some fuel on the grammar barbie.
Speeling acurasy
· 118 words (sucks up less than a minute)Why bother with such trivial matters as attention to detail and spelling? They just get in the way of making money.
Hip to be square
· 71 words (laps up less than a minute)Newfangled technology brings out the worst in people on the idiot box.
Was gibt es im Kühlschranke?
· 102 words (vacuums up less than a minute)Lifestyles of the rich and famous… fridge stylie.
Smashed strawberries and cream
· 172 words (laps up less than a minute)What’s in a name when food tastes good?
Arr ken saw
· 63 words (munches less than a minute)I don’t make the rules, I just work here.
