Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people copying and pasting the same thing to each other erodes my will to live — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I can now omit vowels and apostrophes with impunity.
Label paranoia
· 218 words (devours less than a minute)Look left. Look right. Look dead ahead. Arrrgh! The fashion clones are taking over the town.
Fashion freakery
· 598 words (eats up about 3 mins)To fit in these days, it’s no longer good enough to wear the same clothes as everyone else. You need the same mark.
Naming bad fashion
· 51 words (sucks up less than a minute)Got a garish cardy for Christmas that isn’t to your tastes? Now you have a name for it.
Cardigans of distinction
· 72 words (vacuums up less than a minute)When the fashion police know they’ve been beaten.
