Coding

Category: Development | c: | m:

Coding is fun. I'm good at it. When I can be arsed.

  • Plugins

    · 366 words (kills about 2 mins)

    When not creating music, text or being silly, I (as ‘Bloke’) can often be found becoming one with technology. Here are some software projects and plugins I’ve written, primarily for the awesome open-source CMS Textpattern (a.k.a. Txp).

  • Beta plugin downloads

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    There are times when you just need to put your database in danger. To satisfy people with this wanton, potentially destructive mentality, please find herein code that has yet to be released. Download if you like excitement.

  • Old plugin downloads

    · 57 words (kills less than a minute)

    Sometimes you just need something from yesteryonder. To satisfy your date-based backwards-compatibility hunger you will find here an insanely functional, yet rather unappealing, list of old Textpattern plugins. Bob for software.

  • Cock Muff Bumhole

    · 572 words (sucks up about 3 mins)

    Play the Nathan Barley Cock Muff Bumhole simulator. Useful for deciding contention issues over scarce resources. Or just for fun.