Coding

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Coding is fun. I'm good at it. When I can be arsed.

  • Plugins

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    When not creating music, text or being silly, I (as ‘Bloke’) can often be found beating up computers with my koding skeelz. Here are a cupboard full of software projects and plugins I’ve written, primarily for the awesome open-source CMS Textpattern (a.k.a. Txp).

  • Beta plugin downloads

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    There are times when you just need to put your database in danger. To satisfy people with this wanton, potentially destructive mentality, please find herein code that has yet to be released. Download if you are an adrenaline junkie.

  • Old plugin downloads

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    Sometimes you just need something from last year. To satisfy your date-based backwards-compatibility hunger you will find here an insanely functional, yet rather unappealing, list of old Textpattern plugins. Dig deep.

  • Cock Muff Bumhole

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    Play the Nathan Barley Cock Muff Bumhole simulator. Useful for deciding contention issues over scarce resources. Or just for fun.