Coding is fun. I'm good at it. Most days.
Plugins
· 367 words (kills about 2 mins)When not creating music, text or being silly, I (as ‘Bloke’) can often be found searching for digital nirvana. Here are a cupboard full of software projects and plugins I’ve written, primarily for the awesome open-source CMS Textpattern (a.k.a. Txp).
Beta plugin downloads
· 50 words (laps up less than a minute)There are times when you just need to leap before you look. To satisfy people with this wanton, potentially destructive mentality, please find herein code that has yet to be released. Download if you dare.
Old plugin downloads
· 57 words (laps up less than a minute)Sometimes you just need something from last year. To satisfy your date-based backwards-compatibility hunger you will find here an insanely functional, yet rather unappealing, list of old Textpattern plugins. Lift the lid.
Cock Muff Bumhole
· 572 words (vacuums up about 3 mins)Play the Nathan Barley Cock Muff Bumhole simulator. Useful for deciding contention issues over scarce resources. Or just for fun.
