Coding is fun. I'm good at it. I'm also good at lying.
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When not creating music, text or being silly, I (as ‘Bloke’) can often be found clickety clackin' the keys. Here are a vestibule of software projects and plugins I’ve written, primarily for the awesome open-source CMS Textpattern (a.k.a. Txp).
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There are times when you just need to throw caution to the wind. To satisfy people with this wanton, potentially destructive mentality, please find herein code that has yet to be released. Download if you have the gumption.
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Sometimes you just need something from down the back of the sofa. To satisfy your date-based backwards-compatibility hunger you will find here an insanely functional, yet rather unappealing, list of old Textpattern plugins. Download at will.
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Play the Nathan Barley Cock Muff Bumhole simulator. Useful for deciding contention issues over scarce resources. Or just for fun.