Coding

Category: Development | c: | m:

Coding is fun. I'm good at it. Like Pol Pot was good at running Cambodia.

  • Plugins

    · 366 words (vacuums up about 2 mins)

    When not creating music, text or being silly, I (as ‘Bloke’) can often be found webbin'. Here are some software projects and plugins I’ve written, primarily for the awesome open-source CMS Textpattern (a.k.a. Txp).

  • Beta plugin downloads

    · 50 words (sucks up less than a minute)

    There are times when you just need to put your database in danger. To satisfy people with this wanton, potentially destructive mentality, please find herein code that has yet to be released. Download if you have the gumption.

  • Old plugin downloads

    · 57 words (eats up less than a minute)

    Sometimes you just need something from down the back of the sofa. To satisfy your date-based backwards-compatibility hunger you will find here an insanely functional, yet rather unappealing, list of old Textpattern plugins. Choose your poisson.

  • Cock Muff Bumhole

    · 572 words (eats up about 3 mins)

    Play the Nathan Barley Cock Muff Bumhole simulator. Useful for deciding contention issues over scarce resources. Or just for fun.