Coding is fun. I'm good at it. Like I'm good at macramé.
Plugins
· 367 words (sucks up about 2 mins)When not creating music, text or being silly, I (as ‘Bloke’) can often be found searching for digital nirvana. Here are a Yoda's worth of software projects and plugins I’ve written, primarily for the awesome open-source CMS Textpattern (a.k.a. Txp).
Beta plugin downloads
· 50 words (sucks up less than a minute)There are times when you just need to throw caution to the wind. To satisfy people with this wanton, potentially destructive mentality, please find herein code that has yet to be released. Download if you dare.
Old plugin downloads
· 57 words (vacuums up less than a minute)Sometimes you just need something from the archives. To satisfy your date-based backwards-compatibility hunger you will find here an insanely functional, yet rather unappealing, list of old Textpattern plugins. Choose your poisson.
Cock Muff Bumhole
· 572 words (munches about 3 mins)Play the Nathan Barley Cock Muff Bumhole simulator. Useful for deciding contention issues over scarce resources. Or just for fun.