Coding is fun. I'm good at it. I'm also good at lying.
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When not creating music, text or being silly, I (as ‘Bloke’) can often be found developing web code for people. Here are a Yoda's worth of software projects and plugins I’ve written, primarily for the awesome open-source CMS Textpattern (a.k.a. Txp).
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There are times when you just need to try the latest stuff. To satisfy people with this wanton, potentially destructive mentality, please find herein code that has yet to be released. Download if you are an adrenaline junkie.
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Sometimes you just need something from a time when all this were fields. To satisfy your date-based backwards-compatibility hunger you will find here an insanely functional, yet rather unappealing, list of old Textpattern plugins. Fish in the depths.
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Play the Nathan Barley Cock Muff Bumhole simulator. Useful for deciding contention issues over scarce resources. Or just for fun.