Coding is fun. I'm good at it. Sort of.
Plugins
· 367 words (eats up about 2 mins)When not creating music, text or being silly, I (as ‘Bloke’) can often be found staring at code. Here are a bloat-free collection of software projects and plugins I’ve written, primarily for the awesome open-source CMS Textpattern (a.k.a. Txp).
Beta plugin downloads
· 50 words (eats up less than a minute)There are times when you just need to balance on a knife edge. To satisfy people with this wanton, potentially destructive mentality, please find herein code that has yet to be released. Download if you are an adrenaline junkie.
Old plugin downloads
· 57 words (eats up less than a minute)Sometimes you just need something from a time when all this were fields. To satisfy your date-based backwards-compatibility hunger you will find here an insanely functional, yet rather unappealing, list of old Textpattern plugins. Dig deep.
Cock Muff Bumhole
· 572 words (eats up about 3 mins)Play the Nathan Barley Cock Muff Bumhole simulator. Useful for deciding contention issues over scarce resources. Or just for fun.