Coding is fun. I'm good at it. Like I'm good at macramé.
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When not creating music, text or being silly, I (as ‘Bloke’) can often be found between successive 1s and 0s. Here are a Yoda's worth of software projects and plugins I’ve written, primarily for the awesome open-source CMS Textpattern (a.k.a. Txp).
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There are times when you just need to put your database in danger. To satisfy people with this wanton, potentially destructive mentality, please find herein code that has yet to be released. Download if you like excitement.
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Sometimes you just need something from yesteryonder. To satisfy your date-based backwards-compatibility hunger you will find here an insanely functional, yet rather unappealing, list of old Textpattern plugins. Download at will.
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Play the Nathan Barley Cock Muff Bumhole simulator. Useful for deciding contention issues over scarce resources. Or just for fun.