Coding is fun. I'm good at it. I'm also good at lying.
Plugins
· 367 words (sucks up about 2 mins)When not creating music, text or being silly, I (as ‘Bloke’) can often be found clickety clackin' the keys. Here are a boatload of software projects and plugins I’ve written, primarily for the awesome open-source CMS Textpattern (a.k.a. Txp).
Beta plugin downloads
· 50 words (vacuums up less than a minute)There are times when you just need to put your database in danger. To satisfy people with this wanton, potentially destructive mentality, please find herein code that has yet to be released. Download if you dare.
Old plugin downloads
· 57 words (kills less than a minute)Sometimes you just need something from a time when all this were fields. To satisfy your date-based backwards-compatibility hunger you will find here an insanely functional, yet rather unappealing, list of old Textpattern plugins. See what's in the cellar.
Cock Muff Bumhole
· 572 words (munches about 3 mins)Play the Nathan Barley Cock Muff Bumhole simulator. Useful for deciding contention issues over scarce resources. Or just for fun.
