Database giant Oracle seem to like trumpeting their own greatness. But it appears they don’t know the meaning of certain words in the English language.
I’ve managed to unwittingly clamber onto some email spam list from Oracle’s marketing department. Today’s gemstone includes the following headline, which seems a trifle contradictory to me:
The 2010 Independent Oracle User Group Data Security Survey revealed some risky business practices when it comes to data security. The Oracle-sponsored survey…
Errm, can I stop you there please guys? Exactly what part of Independent do you not understand?
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