Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people copying and pasting the same thing to each other isn't Like-worthy — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Now Im dahn wiv da yoof.
N.B. The views expressed herein are not my own: they have been carefully shaped by a barrage of mainstream media propaganda and fill-in-the-blanks guesswork. Also, I'm prone to lying for the sake of entertainment.
Referendum
· 29 words (eats up less than a minute)The true definition of a referendum.
EULAs for dictators
· 67 words (laps up less than a minute)Software licensing is big business if you don’t break the rules.
Rf (104)
· 22 words (sucks up less than a minute)What do a musician and a chemical symbol have in common?
Your data is safe... honest
· 297 words (munches about 2 mins)The Data Protection Act in full effect.
Handouts for doggie
· 41 words (laps up less than a minute)Dogmadog. Next time you see a hobo with a dog, think twice.
Vicarnundrum
· 17 words (sucks up less than a minute)Who keeps vicars in check?
Obsessive gamer
· 10 words (kills less than a minute)Balance the bricks… here comes the dustpan.
Your call is important to us
· 180 words (devours less than a minute)What the telephone banking options really mean.
