Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people copying and pasting the same thing to each other bores me — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. 'Coz propah spelling is so last century.
N.B. The views expressed herein are not my own: they have been carefully shaped by a barrage of mainstream media propaganda and fill-in-the-blanks guesswork. Also, I'm prone to lying for the sake of entertainment.
Have the bad old days of SEO gone?
· 854 words (vacuums up about 4 mins)Manipulation of search engine rankings leapfrogs between search aggregators and designers. Have we learnt anything in 20 years? It appears not.
Beware the revolution
· 1236 words (vacuums up about 6 mins)Here’s a riddle: when is a revolution not a revolution? When someone sells it to you.
Media terrorism fun
[2 comments] · 659 words (laps up about 3 mins)When the mainstream media are out to get you, it’s up to the comedians to set us all straight.
To facebook or not to facebook
[1 comment] · 667 words (munches about 3 mins)The unfortunate rise of the nerb. I heart your mum lol. Facebook me later, blud.
Quote me awkward
· 70 words (wastes less than a minute)Doc Brown stumbles into difficulties dealing with customer service computer systems that aren’t designed for eccentric inventors.
Version warz
· 569 words (laps up about 3 mins)Quick, quick, release, release. Can’t get left behind or people will think our browser is stagnating against the competition.
Label me mad
· 435 words (vacuums up about 2 mins)Take one sheet of 21 labels in a 3×7 matrix.
Mix with Microsoft Word.
Waste an evening trying to get the labels to line up.The Serenity Prayer for today's world
· 168 words (wastes less than a minute)Spiritual enlightenment and well-being mantra, updated to take into account the pressures of modern life.
