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Category: Environment | c: 22 Nov 2011 15:03 | m: 22 Nov 2011 15:19

Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter and Google+ diluted the realtime pool.

Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people writing #incomprehensible #twaddle u n me l8r lol @knickerlicker has me reaching for the Glock — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Now Im dahn wiv da yoof.

Smoky and the binned it
22 November 2011 · 181 words (wastes less than a minute)

Light. Drag. Chuck: The three-point programme of the smoker when out and about.

Stop recycling at the back
07 May 2011 · 105 words (munches less than a minute)

Councils have a duty to cut land fill waste, right? And to encourage people to do so in their homes, right? Perhaps not…

Corporate tautology
27 August 2010 · 286 words (munches about 2 mins)

Why use one word when two or more identical words will do.

The incredible shrinking foil
16 July 2010 · 58 words (wastes less than a minute)

Cheese goes in. Cheese comes out. Cheese doesn’t fit. Ug?

Recycling is rubbish
06 June 2010 · 466 words (eats up about 3 mins)

What is the point of recycling while greedy corporations run the show?

Botany is Stef's strong point at the Eden Project

Botany is Stef's strong point at the Eden Project