Chomp my grey matter

Category: Environment | c: 30 Apr 2012 15:28 | m: 30 Apr 2012 15:30

Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter and Google+ diluted the realtime pool.

Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people retweeting the decades old picture of that cat with the lime on its head using http://bit.ly/jj056I links erodes my will to live — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Txt spk iz da bom.

Wetter get a bucket 30 April 2012 · 1495 words (laps up about 7 mins)

What links the weather, hose pipe bans, the stock market, children, and the environment. Why, housing. Probably.

Smoky and the binned it 22 November 2011 · 181 words (kills less than a minute)

Light. Drag. Chuck: The three-point programme of the smoker when out and about.

Stop recycling at the back 07 May 2011 · 105 words (munches less than a minute)

Councils have a duty to cut land fill waste, right? And to encourage people to do so in their homes, right? Perhaps not…

Corporate tautology 27 August 2010 · 286 words (munches about 2 mins)

Why use one word when two or more identical words will do.

The incredible shrinking foil 16 July 2010 · 58 words (laps up less than a minute)

Cheese goes in. Cheese comes out. Cheese doesn’t fit. Ug?

Recycling is rubbish 06 June 2010 · 466 words (vacuums up about 3 mins)

What is the point of recycling while greedy corporations run the show?

Stef as a stand-in for Edgar on the set of Men In Black

Stef as a stand-in for Edgar on the set of Men In Black