If you haven’t guessed by the name of the domain, I’m Stef Dawson and this is my corner of cyberspace dedicated to all things random. I’m desperate, sex-obsessed, longing to find out which 'someone I know' is interested in me, won't pull women unless I lose my beer gut, and my vices are illegal software, Viagra, Vicodin, and voyeurism … or so the spam companies appear to think. I’m also a bit strange. That’s me over there. No, not that way, that picture over there. How many people look like that who aren’t in the loony bin?
At the moment I’m too lazy to finish the site. Not that a web site should ever be deemed ‘finished’ per se, but at the very least it should have content worthy of reading, and perhaps some cute pictures of kittens.
Ergo, with it somewhat lacking on both these counts, this site is labelled Work In Progress and is subject to change that could landscape your garden. Feel free to send me an email all the same and I’ll send you back an estimate of when I’ll get this darn site firing on more than one cylinder1
1 smallprint: One estimate per customer. Management reserve the right for the estimate to be within 3 parsecs (plus or minus) of the actual time the site works properly. No correspondence (after the initial correspondence of course) will be entered into. English teachers please forgive the last sentence ending with a preposition. Calls cost no more than thruppence a second and last for a week. Calls may be monitored for training porpoises. The editor’s decision is unanimous and his own, so ner.
