Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter and Google+ diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people having a midlife crisis is stupefyingly pointless — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I can now omit vowels and apostrophes with impunity.
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The Sweet sang about one. They appeared in the Olympic closing ceremony. But what’s so special about wearing a luminous coat and glaring at motorists?
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Does life imitate art, or art imitate life? Next year seems like a golden opportunity to merge the two.
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The economy is booming rah rah. Aren’t we great rah rah. Tax the rich mumble mumble. Do you want fries with that?
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Never ones to shy away from wasting money on contractors, the latest stunt by the elected representatives of the city is a planning triumph.
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Anyone not yet convinced that the mainstream media is a puppet show with a soundbite agenda: look no further.
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Do the stories of Osama and Obama share more than just 80% of the letters in their names?