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Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter and Google+ diluted the realtime pool.

Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people retweeting the decades old picture of that cat with the lime on its head using links makes me long for a 'Shut up' button — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. 'Coz proper spelling is so last century.

  • Lollipop lite

    · 337 words (vacuums up about 2 mins)

    The Sweet sang about one. They appeared in the Olympic closing ceremony. But what’s so special about wearing a luminous coat and glaring at motorists?

  • Mission Impossible confusion

    · 327 words (munches about 2 mins)

    Does life imitate art, or art imitate life? Next year seems like a golden opportunity to merge the two.

  • Budgetary musings

    · 184 words (devours less than a minute)

    The economy is booming rah rah. Aren’t we great rah rah. Tax the rich mumble mumble. Do you want fries with that?

  • Crimelight

    · 552 words (wastes about 3 mins)

    Never ones to shy away from wasting money on contractors, the latest stunt by the elected representatives of the city is a planning triumph.

  • Destination truth

    · 204 words (devours less than a minute)

    Anyone not yet convinced that the mainstream media is a puppet show with a soundbite agenda: look no further.

  • Obama Bin Laden

    · 772 words (kills about 4 mins)

    Do the stories of Osama and Obama share more than just 80% of the letters in their names?