Gossip: 'Michael Bublé is a tosser' says veloceraptor

Wade among the neurons

Category: Language | c: 27 Sep 2011 16:04 | m: 27 Sep 2011 16:04

Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter and Google+ diluted the realtime pool.

Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people writing #incomprehensible #twaddle u n me l8r lol @knickerlicker reduces my vocabulary to four letter words — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Yay, I've joined the SpaceFace / MyBook revolution.

To facebook or not to facebook
27 September 2011 · 667 words (laps up about 3 mins)

The unfortunate rise of the nerb. I heart your mum lol. Facebook me later, blud.

Lost in translation
28 July 2011 · 31 words (wastes less than a minute)

When translating sites from foreign languages to English, always be aware of the potential pitfalls of using the wrong word.

Multilinguality
22 March 2011 · 1447 words (devours about 7 mins)

Some people speak English, French, German, Spanish, Russian and Swedish. I speak BASIC, 68000, C, Tcl, awk, PHP

On being a Textpattern developer [1 comment]
27 September 2010 · 781 words (kills about 4 mins)

A recent addition to the Textpattern development crew, here’s a little personal insight into the mindset behind that Bloke on the forum.

Censorship for an Instant
10 September 2010 · 271 words (sucks up about 2 mins)

Google Instant has been visited by the rude police, but they’re not very discriminate.

The proverbial woman
31 August 2010 · 43 words (munches less than a minute)

Where have all the nymphos gone?

Stef demonstrating his culinary prowess

Stef demonstrating his culinary prowess