Don't mind me

Category: Language | c: 02 May 2012 12:37 | m: 02 May 2012 12:37

Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter and Google+ diluted the realtime pool.

Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people having a midlife crisis erodes my will to live — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. 'Coz proper spelling is so last century.

Street lingo 02 May 2012 · 260 words (sucks up about 2 mins)

I’m so uncool. I’ve started campaigning for proper English usage. Word.

To facebook or not to facebook 27 September 2011 · 667 words (laps up about 3 mins)

The unfortunate rise of the nerb. I heart your mum lol. Facebook me later, blud.

Lost in translation 28 July 2011 · 31 words (wastes less than a minute)

When translating sites from foreign languages to English, always be aware of the potential pitfalls of using the wrong word.

Multilinguality 22 March 2011 · 1447 words (sucks up about 7 mins)

Some people speak English, French, German, Spanish, Russian and Swedish. I speak BASIC, 68000, C, Tcl, awk, PHP

On being a Textpattern developer [1 comment] 27 September 2010 · 781 words (kills about 4 mins)

A recent addition to the Textpattern development crew, here’s a little personal insight into the mindset behind that Bloke on the forum.

Censorship for an Instant 10 September 2010 · 271 words (munches about 2 mins)

Google Instant has been visited by the rude police, but they’re not very discriminate.

Stef pretending to be in with the youngsters

Stef pretends he has what it takes to hang out with teenage homies