Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter and Google+ diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people writing #incomprehensible #twaddle u n me l8r lol @knickerlicker has me reaching for the Glock — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I can now omit vowels and apostrophes with impunity.
- Vorsprung durch Technics 07 May 2012 · 992 words (vacuums up about 5 mins)
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Forget Meccano. Lego is where it’s at. Even now it’s the epitome of construction cool, as I recently refound out.
- Street lingo 02 May 2012 · 260 words (munches about 2 mins)
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I’m so uncool. I’ve started campaigning for proper English usage. Word.
- Amazon reviews of note [2 comments] 20 February 2012 · 258 words (sucks up about 2 mins)
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Hands up anyone who’s ever read a product review on Amazon? Ever written one? You really should flex those literary muscles and join the ranks of people with too much time on their hands.
- Insult my loft 25 November 2011 · 373 words (devours about 2 mins)
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You’d have thought that unsolicited callers would have given up calling us by now. The number of times I’ve bought anything or given any detailed info about us is zero. But still they persist.
- Quote me awkward 11 September 2011 · 70 words (sucks up less than a minute)
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Doc Brown stumbles into difficulties dealing with customer service computer systems that aren’t designed for eccentric inventors.
- Teen music fans get a bad name 31 August 2011 · 69 words (eats up less than a minute)
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If you had the job of marketing and promoting a teen rock festival, what would you call it?
