Coding is fun. I'm good at it. Sometimes.
- Plugins 03 March 2009 · 279 words (kills about 2 mins)
- When not creating music, text or being stupid, I (as ‘Bloke’) can often be found wielding PHP or JavaScript (among others). Here are a Yoda's worth of software projects and plugins I’ve written, primarily for the awesome open-source CMS Textpattern (a.k.a. Txp).
- Beta plugin downloads 02 March 2009 · 50 words (laps up less than a minute)
- There are times when you just need to put your database in danger. To satisfy people with this wanton, potentially destructive mentality, please find herein code that has yet to be released. Download if you dare.
- Old plugin downloads 02 March 2009 · 57 words (kills less than a minute)
- Sometimes you just need something from a time when all this were fields. To satisfy your date-based backwards-compatibility hunger you will find here an insanely functional, yet rather unappealing, list of old Textpattern plugins. Scrape away the mould.
- Cock Muff Bumhole 02 March 2009 · 572 words (munches about 3 mins)
- Play the Nathan Barley Cock Muff Bumhole simulator. Useful for deciding contention issues over scarce resources. Or just for fun.
