Coding is fun. I'm good at it. When I can be arsed.
Plugins
· 367 words (wastes about 2 mins)When not creating music, text or being silly, I (as ‘Bloke’) can often be found webbin'. Here are a Yoda's worth of software projects and plugins I’ve written, primarily for the awesome open-source CMS Textpattern (a.k.a. Txp).
Beta plugin downloads
· 50 words (vacuums up less than a minute)There are times when you just need to roll the dice. To satisfy people with this wanton, potentially destructive mentality, please find herein code that has yet to be released. Download if you are an adrenaline junkie.
Old plugin downloads
· 57 words (devours less than a minute)Sometimes you just need something from a time when all this were fields. To satisfy your date-based backwards-compatibility hunger you will find here an insanely functional, yet rather unappealing, list of old Textpattern plugins. Scrape away the mould.
Cock Muff Bumhole
· 572 words (eats up about 3 mins)Play the Nathan Barley Cock Muff Bumhole simulator. Useful for deciding contention issues over scarce resources. Or just for fun.
