From my mindblog: Baby on board

Hex, lies and sellotape

Category: Society | c: 08 Jan 2012 23:10 | m: 08 Jan 2012 23:16

Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter and Google+ diluted the realtime pool.

Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people validate their own self-importance erodes my will to live — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I can now omit vowels and apostrophes with impunity.

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Light. Drag. Chuck: The three-point programme of the smoker when out and about.

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