Giving Usborne a hand

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Anyone with kids knows the series of touchy feely books by Usborne that all begin with the phrase That’s not my… something-or-other.

By my reckoning they must be running out of ideas for books, so to give them a helping hand here are some randomly-generated titles for them to consider.

That's not my superhero...
its special powers are too muddy

Speak up at the back


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