Harry Potter and the Ridiculous Noun

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After my wife read the latest Harry Potter book, she wondered if it might be more fun/interesting to be called something obscure like Harry Potter and the Half-Chewed Scone.

Well, that got us being stupid and creative for the rest of the day as we came up with random amusing titles. And lo, the concept of the J. K. Rowling Random Harry Potter Generator came to pass. It’s not a new idea but I think the output is certainly a little more off-the-wall than other people have tried.

A swift bit of coding later and it became a question on my highly random comments form. Such was the response, I decided to break it out into its own section. So here it is: The Random Harry Potter Book Title Generator in all its glory. Enjoy.

If J. K. Rowling had been squiffy, we might have had...
Harry Potter and the Turgid MonkHarry Potter and the Collapsible BadgerHarry Potter and the Typewriter of HappinessHarry Potter and the Salopettes of WrathHarry Potter and the Remedial KelpHarry Potter and the Oscillating Prawn
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    Amelia

    Harry Potter and the Llama of Darkness OMFG I’m dying lol

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