Harry Potter and the... what?

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After my wife read the latest Harry Potter book, she wondered if it might be more fun/interesting to be called something obscure like Harry Potter and the Half-Chewed Scone.

Well, that got us being stupid and creative for the rest of the day as we came up with random amusing titles. And lo, the idea of the J.K. Rowling Random Harry Potter Generator came to pass. It’s not a new idea but I think the output is certainly a little more off-the-wall than other people have tried.

A swift bit of coding later and it became a question on my highly random comments form. Such was the response, I decided to break it out into its own section. So here it is: The Random Harry Potter Book Generator in all its glory. Enjoy.

Random ideas for a J.K. Rowling Harry Potter book
Harry Potter and the Tights of DespairHarry Potter and the Unpleasant NoodleHarry Potter and the Anxious SpannerHarry Potter and the Stag of WarHarry Potter and the Lampshade of WisdomHarry Potter and the Stapler of Virtue
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1 vagabond could be bothered to write something


    Harry Potter and the Llama of Darkness OMFG I’m dying lol

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