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If you want to whinge about it, send me a message and make sure you use a subject like "Your site has horrible bad links boo hoo hoo" so I can shove it in the I Don't Care jar.
Alternatively:
- Reinvent the wheel
- Carbon date your left arm
- Staple yourself to a chinchilla