There's nothing like programming something to generate randomness. Such a feeling of release, rather like going down a slide in a deserted childrens' playground, knowing full well you're too old.
- Random school report generator 25 February 2011 · 3450 words (kills about 16 mins)
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Coming up with reports for a bunch of students is high on teachers’ least favourite list. This handy report generator might be just the ticket.
- Random Harry Potter 08 April 2009 · 513 words (wastes about 3 mins)
- The generator that started it all. J.K. Rowling wouldn’t approve.
- Random Restaurant Menu Dish Generator 31 March 2009 · 365 words (devours about 2 mins)
- Stuck for what to eat when you go to a posh restaurant? Or do you own such an establishment and wish to attract a higher class of clientele by enticing them with a fresh and appealing menu? You’ve found the right place for ideas. Oh yes.
- Play on words 20 March 2009 · 118 words (vacuums up less than a minute)
- Playing with the English language; rake through a collection of pictures that have either been taken by me or stolen and subtly doctored for deep meaningful debate.
- Glossary 16 March 2009 · 2367 words (sucks up about 11 mins)
- The Interweb is full of acronyms, techno-babble and geekery. Let me unfold this towel of mystery and show you its damp contents.
