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Don't mind me

Category: Travel | c: 25 Dec 2011 11:27 | m: 25 Dec 2011 12:06

Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter and Google+ diluted the realtime pool.

Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people pretending they are the centre of the universe is stupefyingly pointless — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Txt spk iz da bom.

Customs
25 December 2011 · 332 words (sucks up about 2 mins)

I pity people coming through the UK’s so-called security system. It’s nonsensical, farcical, and utterly corruptible. And that’s it’s good points.

Time o' the signs
08 February 2011 · 713 words (laps up about 4 mins)

Stop! Give Way! 30! Slow Down! Warning! Speed Cameras! Don’t do that! Think Bike! Pay attention! Arrrrrrrghhhhh too muuuuch!

Snow smarts [4 comments]
06 January 2011 · 905 words (wastes about 5 mins)

An automatic car is a nightmare in the snow. An automatic car that thinks it knows best is worse still. Remind me again why I took the smart car out.

Royal Automobile Cockmunchers [2 comments]
24 December 2010 · 103 words (devours less than a minute)

If you’re approached on the street by someone trying to sell you something and you decline, do you expect backchat?

I gotta get thru this station
25 August 2010 · 135 words (wastes less than a minute)

Le train à quai numero cinq est le Daniel Bedingfield Express.

Statistics drive
21 July 2010 · 156 words (eats up less than a minute)

When motorways, destinations and probability collide the result is a head-scratcher.

Whack-a-Stef

This particular game of whack-a-mole was way too easy