From my mindblog: Street lingo

The randomind has you

Category: Sport | c: 08 Jun 2011 23:31 | m: 08 Jun 2011 23:31

Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter and Google+ diluted the realtime pool.

Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people writing #incomprehensible #twaddle u n me l8r lol @knickerlicker has no long-term value — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I can now omit vowels and apostrophes with impunity.

QoS 08 June 2011 · 136 words (vacuums up less than a minute)

What’s over 40 years old and should be put to pasture? The BBC’s longest running quiz show, that’s what.

Come on England 12 June 2010 · 132 words (wastes less than a minute)

The world-wide waste of time is under way.

Cambridge kick Oxford in the boat race 03 April 2010 · 167 words (wastes less than a minute)

Row row row your boat gently down the Thames.

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