Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter and Google+ diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people validate their own self-importance makes me long for a 'Shut up' button — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I can now omit vowels and apostrophes with impunity.
- Literwhatica? 02 December 2010 · 522 words (devours about 3 mins)
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Lovers of erotic fiction should look the other way unless some serious changes are made to the current leader of the pack.
- The proverbial woman 31 August 2010 · 43 words (vacuums up less than a minute)
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Where have all the nymphos gone?
- Feel my rosary 26 March 2010 · 58 words (sucks up less than a minute)
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Media blunder over choir sex claims.
- Parents to be replaced by Gordon Brown 26 February 2010 · 185 words (eats up less than a minute)
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Help, I’m being sexualised by TV imagery. I’m gonna go and beat someone up now.
- Non-porn porn 24 February 2010 · 40 words (sucks up less than a minute)
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When is a porn flick not a porn flick?
- Lord or loincloth? 14 February 2010 · 159 words (laps up less than a minute)
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Valentine’s Day is on a Sunday this year. Carnal or cardinal, that’s the question.
