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Chomp my grey matter

Category: Religion | c: 06 Sep 2011 11:03 | m: 06 Sep 2011 11:03

Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter and Google+ diluted the realtime pool.

Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people pretending they are the centre of the universe makes me long for a 'Shut up' button — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Txt spk iz da bom.

The Serenity Prayer for today's world 06 September 2011 · 168 words (vacuums up less than a minute)

Spiritual enlightenment and well-being mantra, updated to take into account the pressures of modern life.

Enter the velocirapture [1 comment] 18 May 2011 · 548 words (devours about 3 mins)

In true scouting tradition I’d better get my water wings and fireproof suit out of the loft: Satan’s on his way to town.

E-mail without wires 05 April 2011 · 41 words (kills less than a minute)

Either someone’s playing games with our minds, or this is a neat trick that defies electrons.

Calling ark-builders 06 March 2011 · 82 words (sucks up less than a minute)

The animals went in two-by-two hurrah, hurrah.
The animals just won’t make it through hurrah, hurrah.

Degrees of Catholicism 13 December 2010 · 411 words (wastes about 2 mins)

Roll up, roll up. Is your religion not going in the direction you want? Join ours instead. We’re the true believers, after all.

The changing traditions 11 December 2010 · 193 words (devours less than a minute)

Christmas is a time for giving and receiving gifts. And passing ornate pieces of lit fruit wrapped in ribbons and foil. Dangerous stuff.

Stef's altitude sickness

The altitude in Prague affects Stef