Chomp my grey matter

Category: Nature | c: 25 Sep 2010 16:51 | m: 21 Mar 2012 15:54

Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter and Google+ diluted the realtime pool.

Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people writing #incomprehensible #twaddle u n me l8r lol @knickerlicker isn't Like-worthy — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I'm too good to be tweeting.

The cat temperature coefficient 25 September 2010 · 56 words (laps up less than a minute)

Want blue feet on winter mornings? Get a cat.

Oil buy that for ten dollars 11 May 2010 · 318 words (munches about 2 mins)

As the oil spill widens, where does blame lead us?

Take the bread... go on, have it all [3 comments] 28 April 2010 · 308 words (devours about 2 mins)

When swans go bad, the bread goes by the wayside.

The real reason for earthquakes 21 April 2010 · 112 words (devours less than a minute)

Earthquakes are not a natural phenomenon. They’re caused by promiscuous women, report the BBC.

Cats n dogs [1 comment] 15 April 2010 · 136 words (laps up less than a minute)

Cats good. Dogs ungood.

Spring has sprung [2 comments] 25 March 2010 · 133 words (laps up less than a minute)

Ah, Spring… I’d like to butter your muffin.

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