Gossip: Johnny Vegas finds neck in Barbados

Take a brain tour

Category: Health | c: 06 Sep 2011 11:03 | m: 06 Sep 2011 11:03

Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter and Google+ diluted the realtime pool.

Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people pretending they are the centre of the universe erodes my will to live — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Yay, I've joined the SpaceFace / MyBook revolution.

The Serenity Prayer for today's world
06 September 2011 · 168 words (vacuums up less than a minute)

Spiritual enlightenment and well-being mantra, updated to take into account the pressures of modern life.

Stab stab slice I'm better now
01 March 2011 · 246 words (eats up about 2 mins)

Don’t forget to be aware that you’re self harming today while you search for the razor blade. I won’t forget, because I’m now learned.

Concussion
24 June 2010 · 57 words (munches less than a minute)

How to check your state of mind after a fall might hit a stumbling block one day.

Butter living through chemistry
25 May 2010 · 504 words (kills about 3 mins)

Where has all the real food gone these days?

The nursery merry-go-round
15 March 2010 · 101 words (wastes less than a minute)

Not today, young man: you’re unwell.

Mouth musings
04 February 2010 · 188 words (eats up less than a minute)

What happens if your dentist isn’t all he seems?

Stef as Phil Collins

Stef does his Phil Collins impression. Without drums