Coding is fun. I'm good at it. I'm also good at lying.
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When not creating music, text or being silly, I (as ‘Bloke’) can often be found slowly developing RSI. Here are a cupboard full of software projects and plugins I’ve written, primarily for the awesome open-source CMS Textpattern (a.k.a. Txp).
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There are times when you just need to put your database in danger. To satisfy people with this wanton, potentially destructive mentality, please find herein code that has yet to be released. Download if you dare.
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Sometimes you just need something from down the back of the sofa. To satisfy your date-based backwards-compatibility hunger you will find here an insanely functional, yet rather unappealing, list of old Textpattern plugins. Open the creaky door to the basement.
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Play the Nathan Barley Cock Muff Bumhole simulator. Useful for deciding contention issues over scarce resources. Or just for fun.