Coding is fun. I'm good at it. Like Pol Pot was good at running Cambodia.
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When not creating music, text or being silly, I (as ‘Bloke’) can often be found clickety clackin' the keys. Here are a selection of software projects and plugins I’ve written, primarily for the awesome open-source CMS Textpattern (a.k.a. Txp).
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There are times when you just need to leap before you look. To satisfy people with this wanton, potentially destructive mentality, please find herein code that has yet to be released. Download if you crave unpredictability.
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Sometimes you just need something from yesteryonder. To satisfy your date-based backwards-compatibility hunger you will find here an insanely functional, yet rather unappealing, list of old Textpattern plugins. See what's in the cellar.
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Play the Nathan Barley Cock Muff Bumhole simulator. Useful for deciding contention issues over scarce resources. Or just for fun.