Coding

Category: Development | c: | m:

Coding is fun. I'm good at it. Like Pol Pot was good at running Cambodia.

  • Plugins

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    When not creating music, text or being silly, I (as ‘Bloke’) can often be found becoming one with technology. Here are a cupboard full of software projects and plugins I’ve written, primarily for the awesome open-source CMS Textpattern (a.k.a. Txp).

  • Beta plugin downloads

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    There are times when you just need to throw caution to the wind. To satisfy people with this wanton, potentially destructive mentality, please find herein code that has yet to be released. Download if you like excitement.

  • Old plugin downloads

    · 57 words (vacuums up less than a minute)

    Sometimes you just need something from another age. To satisfy your date-based backwards-compatibility hunger you will find here an insanely functional, yet rather unappealing, list of old Textpattern plugins. Choose your poisson.

  • Cock Muff Bumhole

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    Play the Nathan Barley Cock Muff Bumhole simulator. Useful for deciding contention issues over scarce resources. Or just for fun.