Coding

Category: Development | c: | m:

Coding is fun. I'm good at it. I'm also good at lying.

  • Plugins

    · 363 words (munches about 2 mins)

    When not creating music, text or being silly, I (as ‘Bloke’) can often be found slowly developing RSI. Here are a selection of software projects and plugins I’ve written, primarily for the awesome open-source CMS Textpattern (a.k.a. Txp).

  • Beta plugin downloads

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    There are times when you just need to try the latest stuff. To satisfy people with this wanton, potentially destructive mentality, please find herein code that has yet to be released. Download if you like excitement.

  • Old plugin downloads

    · 57 words (kills less than a minute)

    Sometimes you just need something from times gone by. To satisfy your date-based backwards-compatibility hunger you will find here an insanely functional, yet rather unappealing, list of old Textpattern plugins. See what's in the cellar.

  • Cock Muff Bumhole

    · 572 words (wastes about 3 mins)

    Play the Nathan Barley Cock Muff Bumhole simulator. Useful for deciding contention issues over scarce resources. Or just for fun.