Coding

Category: Development | c: | m:

Coding is fun. I'm good at it. I'm also good at lying.

  • Plugins

    · 363 words (vacuums up about 2 mins)

    When not creating music, text or being silly, I (as ‘Bloke’) can often be found behind a keyboard. Here are a veritable Smörgåsbord of software projects and plugins I’ve written, primarily for the awesome open-source CMS Textpattern (a.k.a. Txp).

  • Beta plugin downloads

    · 50 words (vacuums up less than a minute)

    There are times when you just need to balance on a knife edge. To satisfy people with this wanton, potentially destructive mentality, please find herein code that has yet to be released. Download if you like excitement.

  • Old plugin downloads

    · 57 words (kills less than a minute)

    Sometimes you just need something from times gone by. To satisfy your date-based backwards-compatibility hunger you will find here an insanely functional, yet rather unappealing, list of old Textpattern plugins. Clickety view.

  • Cock Muff Bumhole

    · 572 words (vacuums up about 3 mins)

    Play the Nathan Barley Cock Muff Bumhole simulator. Useful for deciding contention issues over scarce resources. Or just for fun.