Coding is fun. I'm good at it. In an understated, sort of not-telling-the-truth kind of way.
- Plugins 03 March 2009 · 279 words (eats up about 2 mins)
- When not creating music, text or being stupid, I (as ‘Bloke’) can often be found putting keys to screen. Here are a vestibule of software projects and plugins I’ve written, primarily for the awesome open-source CMS Textpattern (a.k.a. Txp).
- Beta plugin downloads 02 March 2009 · 50 words (laps up less than a minute)
- There are times when you just need to try the latest stuff. To satisfy people with this wanton, potentially destructive mentality, please find herein code that has yet to be released. Download if you crave unpredictability.
- Old plugin downloads 02 March 2009 · 57 words (eats up less than a minute)
- Sometimes you just need something from the archives. To satisfy your date-based backwards-compatibility hunger you will find here an insanely functional, yet rather unappealing, list of old Textpattern plugins. Dig deep.
- Cock Muff Bumhole 02 March 2009 · 572 words (sucks up about 3 mins)
- Play the Nathan Barley Cock Muff Bumhole simulator. Useful for deciding contention issues over scarce resources. Or just for fun.