Coding

Category: Development | c: | m:

Coding is fun. I'm good at it. Like Pol Pot was good at running Cambodia.

  • Plugins

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    When not creating music, text or being silly, I (as ‘Bloke’) can often be found between successive 1s and 0s. Here are a truckload of software projects and plugins I’ve written, primarily for the awesome open-source CMS Textpattern (a.k.a. Txp).

  • Beta plugin downloads

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    There are times when you just need to roll the dice. To satisfy people with this wanton, potentially destructive mentality, please find herein code that has yet to be released. Download if you are an adrenaline junkie.

  • Old plugin downloads

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    Sometimes you just need something from last year. To satisfy your date-based backwards-compatibility hunger you will find here an insanely functional, yet rather unappealing, list of old Textpattern plugins. Scrape away the mould.

  • Cock Muff Bumhole

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    Play the Nathan Barley Cock Muff Bumhole simulator. Useful for deciding contention issues over scarce resources. Or just for fun.