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Coding is fun. I'm good at it. Sometimes.

  • Plugins

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    When not creating music, text or being stupid, I (as ‘Bloke’) can often be found hunched over a keyboard. Here are a vestibule of software projects and plugins I’ve written, primarily for the awesome open-source CMS Textpattern (a.k.a. Txp).

  • Beta plugin downloads

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    There are times when you just need to try the latest stuff. To satisfy people with this wanton, potentially destructive mentality, please find herein code that has yet to be released. Download if you crave unpredictability.

  • Old plugin downloads

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    Sometimes you just need something from last week. To satisfy your date-based backwards-compatibility hunger you will find here an insanely functional, yet rather unappealing, list of old Textpattern plugins. See what's in the cellar.

  • Cock Muff Bumhole

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    Play the Nathan Barley Cock Muff Bumhole simulator. Useful for deciding contention issues over scarce resources. Or just for fun.