Coding

Category: Development | c: | m:

Coding is fun. I'm good at it. In an understated, sort of not-telling-the-truth kind of way.

  • Plugins

    · 363 words (kills about 2 mins)

    When not creating music, text or being silly, I (as ‘Bloke’) can often be found clickety clackin' the keys. Here are a cupboard full of software projects and plugins I’ve written, primarily for the awesome open-source CMS Textpattern (a.k.a. Txp).

  • Beta plugin downloads

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    There are times when you just need to leap before you look. To satisfy people with this wanton, potentially destructive mentality, please find herein code that has yet to be released. Download if you dare.

  • Old plugin downloads

    · 57 words (eats up less than a minute)

    Sometimes you just need something from another age. To satisfy your date-based backwards-compatibility hunger you will find here an insanely functional, yet rather unappealing, list of old Textpattern plugins. Fish in the depths.

  • Cock Muff Bumhole

    · 572 words (vacuums up about 3 mins)

    Play the Nathan Barley Cock Muff Bumhole simulator. Useful for deciding contention issues over scarce resources. Or just for fun.