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Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter and Google+ diluted the realtime pool.

Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people validate their own self-importance erodes my will to live — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I'm too good to be tweeting.

  • KeLLy's Driving Schoo'L'

    · 83 words (laps up less than a minute)

    Driving instructor approaching. Wait, well, I’m not sure if it is. Could be a taxi. No, phew, the insignia has confirmed it.

  • Crimelight

    · 552 words (devours about 3 mins)

    Never ones to shy away from wasting money on contractors, the latest stunt by the elected representatives of the city is a planning triumph.

  • Royal Mail's random number generator

    [2 comments] · 877 words (kills about 4 mins)

    Royal Fail and their offshoot, Parcel Farce, appear to be crumbling under their own postage rules and regulations. Keep it simple for the benefit of all concerned, I say.

  • The acquisition scam

    · 677 words (sucks up about 4 mins)

    Buy, buy, sell, buy, sell. The scramble for your customer data is as hot as ever, but it comes with a price tag that need recouping.

  • Wears the keys

    · 476 words (kills about 3 mins)

    Despite the title of this post being an homage to that old joke about two nuns in a bath, it isn’t ecclesiastical in nature. Keyboards just aren’t what they used to be.

  • Insult my loft

    · 373 words (sucks up about 2 mins)

    You’d have thought that unsolicited callers would have given up calling us by now. The number of times I’ve bought anything or given any detailed info about us is zero. But still they persist.