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Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter and Google+ diluted the realtime pool.

Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people waste their lives telling each other about their shockingly tedious days isn't Like-worthy — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I'm too good to be tweeting.

  • Budgetary musings

    · 184 words (wastes less than a minute)

    The economy is booming rah rah. Aren’t we great rah rah. Tax the rich mumble mumble. Do you want fries with that?

  • Phone dance

    · 142 words (wastes less than a minute)

    Place your bets on the most annoying customer service practice.

  • The lawyers take over

    · 443 words (kills about 2 mins)

    There’s a time for words, and there’s a time when they get in the way. Such as when trying to do something legitimate, only to find terms and conditions stand in your path.

  • To infinity and beyond

    · 393 words (kills about 2 mins)

    Despite spam filters and increased public awareness of scams, it must still pay for companies to employ mass-mailouts. I want to know who falls for such emails. And why.

  • KeLLy's Driving Schoo'L'

    · 83 words (devours less than a minute)

    Driving instructor approaching. Wait, well, I’m not sure if it is. Could be a taxi. No, phew, the insignia has confirmed it.

  • Crimelight

    · 552 words (sucks up about 3 mins)

    Never ones to shy away from wasting money on contractors, the latest stunt by the elected representatives of the city is a planning triumph.