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Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter and Google+ diluted the realtime pool.

Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people copying and pasting the same thing to each other reduces my vocabulary to four letter words — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. 'Coz proper spelling is so last century.

  • The acquisition scam

    · 677 words (kills about 4 mins)

    Buy, buy, sell, buy, sell. The scramble for your customer data is as hot as ever, but it comes with a price tag that need recouping.

  • Wears the keys

    · 476 words (sucks up about 3 mins)

    Despite the title of this post being an homage to that old joke about two nuns in a bath, it isn’t ecclesiastical in nature. Keyboards just aren’t what they used to be.

  • Insult my loft

    · 373 words (devours about 2 mins)

    You’d have thought that unsolicited callers would have given up calling us by now. The number of times I’ve bought anything or given any detailed info about us is zero. But still they persist.

  • The bank security myth

    · 411 words (wastes about 2 mins)

    Don’t get me started on the “security” offered by systems like RBS Secure when buying things online. Can anyone spell snake oil?

  • Quote me awkward

    · 70 words (eats up less than a minute)

    Doc Brown stumbles into difficulties dealing with customer service computer systems that aren’t designed for eccentric inventors.

  • Version warz

    · 569 words (sucks up about 3 mins)

    Quick, quick, release, release. Can’t get left behind or people will think our browser is stagnating against the competition.