Gossip: Zane Lowe told to be a DJ, not a twatty fanboy

Is that the mind clinic?

Category: Corporate | c: 21 Mar 2012 13:43 | m: 21 Mar 2012 14:14

Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter and Google+ diluted the realtime pool.

Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people pretending they are the centre of the universe isn't Like-worthy — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Txt spk iz da bom.

Budgetary musings 21 March 2012 · 184 words (vacuums up less than a minute)

The economy is booming rah rah. Aren’t we great rah rah. Tax the rich mumble mumble. Do you want fries with that?

Phone dance 17 March 2012 · 142 words (vacuums up less than a minute)

Place your bets on the most annoying customer service practice.

The lawyers take over 16 March 2012 · 443 words (devours about 2 mins)

There’s a time for words, and there’s a time when they get in the way. Such as when trying to do something legitimate, only to find terms and conditions stand in your path.

To infinity and beyond 14 March 2012 · 393 words (wastes about 2 mins)

Despite spam filters and increased public awareness of scams, it must still pay for companies to employ mass-mailouts. I want to know who falls for such e-mails. And why.

KeLLy's Driving Schoo'L' 23 February 2012 · 83 words (wastes less than a minute)

Driving instructor approaching. Wait, well, I’m not sure if it is. Could be a taxi. No, phew, the insignia has confirmed it.

Crimelight 30 January 2012 · 552 words (devours about 3 mins)

Never ones to shy away from wasting money on contractors, the latest stunt by the elected representatives of the city is a planning triumph.

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