Not today, young man: you’re unwell.
Sending kids to nursery school is a bit of a lark, even if they do provide a useful service (the nursery, not the kids… well, I guess that depends if you count bringing you cups of tea made from the hot tap a “service”).
Effectively, you pay the nursery to infect your child with coughs, colds and viruses and when the poor blighter’s all snotty, they turn around and say your littl’un can’t attend in case the others become infected… and still have the audacity to charge you for these days!
Mind you, they are very good so we’ll forgive them.
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