Dogmadog. Next time you see a hobo with a dog, think twice.
Why do almost all street beggars own a dog? Surely if you were out on the streets and scrounging for cash to survive, the first thing you’d do is give the pooch to a good home. Dog food’s not cheap y’know.
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