Dogmadog. Next time you see a hobo with a dog, think twice.
Why do almost all street beggars own a dog? Surely if you were out on the streets and scrounging for cash to survive, the first thing you’d do is give the pooch to a good home. Dog food’s not cheap y’know.
Fancy more? Try: Breakfast glue | EULAs for dictators | Ketchup: the great divide | Cardigans of distinction | Time o' the signs | Obsessive gamer
