How to check your state of mind after a fall might hit a stumbling block one day.
If you are unlucky enough to be knocked out at some stage, the emergency services establish your state of compos mentisness by asking a few simple questions. For example, your name, today’s date and who the current US President is.
Question: if the US President knocks himself out somehow, what final question do the emergency services ask?
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