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Come on England

c: 12 Jun 2010 19:20 | f: /

The world-wide waste of time is under way.

Anybody expecting the title of this post to be some kind of limp Internet-based support for our team during the World Cup don’t know me very well. It’s a statement of fact: England are going to get come all over them by nations that have talented footballers.

Since I’m on record as not being a blinkered patriot now, if we don’t win the nation will think it’s my fault because I didn’t believe!

Actually, no, you Sky Sports-obsessed wannabe managers, the reason we’re not going to win is because we’re not good enough. The last time we had any facet of a decent chance — and coincidentally the last time I watched England play — Southgate destroyed my spirit.

We’ll never forget1. You and Pearce.

Donkeys.

1 (oh alright: come on England!)

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