Apple variance

How can Apple create interfaces for the iPod, iPhone and iPad that work utterly intuitively — requiring next to no end user documentation — and then churn out donkey turd apps like iTunes and iPhoto on desktops?

Using iTunes is like trying to keep up polite conversation in a foreign language during a family meal at the home of a busty exchange student who keeps touching your leg.

The hunk of text above was written by Stef Dawson, an award-winning philosopher in categories like oh, him again. I specialise in topics such as Laughter; Avoiding printouts; Tpyos; and Nanodrills. You might find me hanging out on Google+. Roger, roger.