Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter and Google+ diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people writing #incomprehensible #twaddle u n me l8r lol @knickerlicker isn't Like-worthy — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. 'Coz proper spelling is so last century.
N.B. The views expressed herein are not my own: they have been carefully shaped by a barrage of mainstream media propaganda and fill-in-the-blanks guesswork. Also, I'm prone to lying for the sake of entertainment.
- We can't connect to Outlook [1 comment] 15 May 2013 · 646 words (vacuums up about 3 mins)
Ever since Micro$oft forced “new Outlook” on everybody to replace Hotmail, users have been plagued with daily connection issues. The company maintain it’s not their fault.
- Corporation speak with forked tongue 28 April 2013 · 796 words (wastes about 4 mins)
Beware the auto-update. Beware the helpdesk. Companies make mistakes and give bad advice all the time, it seems.
- In reflow we trust [3 comments] 24 April 2013 · 718 words (laps up about 4 mins)
Sometimes it pays to ignore “experts” and do independent research. Especially when those experts are Apple employees who want to sell you a new Macbook or over-inflated spares.
- Pythagoras makes pizza too 27 March 2013 · 193 words (kills less than a minute)
From the bewildering array of toppings to the decision about which size to order, the world of the spherical rolled dough base is caught in a tangle of marketing confusion.
- Marketing fun 24 March 2013 · 164 words (wastes less than a minute)
Even though we’re in some kind of economic depression, it’s time to rid ourselves of the advertising long faces and inject some fun into selling.
- Myopic Google glasses 15 March 2013 · 232 words (eats up about 2 mins)
To find out what the future holds for Google’s foray into wearable mobile gadgetry, we turn to… Steve Martin.