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Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter and Google+ diluted the realtime pool.

Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people pretending they are the centre of the universe has me reaching for the Glock — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Txt spk iz da bom.

N.B. The views expressed herein are not my own: they have been carefully shaped by a barrage of mainstream media propaganda and fill-in-the-blanks guesswork. Also, I'm prone to lying for the sake of entertainment.

  • On choosing a good corporate identity

    · 316 words (munches about 2 mins)

    There are some ropey domain names out there that should never have made it past the first round. Note to the world: think before you buy.

  • The minor majority

    · 1318 words (devours about 6 mins)

    With another election behind us and all the turmoil and campaigning that’s yet to come, it pays to remember that negativity is not a virtue.

  • First past the opinion poll

    · 989 words (vacuums up about 5 mins)

    Are opinion polls an outdated tool for determining voter spread? Should they be abolished to allow greater political freedom?

  • Another election, another waste of time?

    · 1431 words (eats up about 7 mins)

    In the blue corner we have a wannabe megalomaniac, in the red corner a guy who looks like he has special needs. Decisions decisions…

  • The animals came in 2x2x2x2...

    · 1759 words (eats up about 8 mins)

    In the face of true devotion, it’s difficult to separate fact and myth when it comes to the bible. Never one to shy away from a challenge, I’m going to try.

  • The problem with freestyle jazz

    · 271 words (vacuums up about 2 mins)

    I have pretty eclectic musical tastes and love anything well produced. Which is the complete antithesis to some strains of jazz music, it seems.